Friday, March 03, 2006

Disavowed?

Well, I haven't heard from the Guild in weeks, and I'd like to know what the fuck is going on. Last communication I had from them was right before they stuck me in the fucking hospital. I've still got my phone, and it still works, so they haven't cut me off completely yet, but they did leave me stuck with the hospital bill.

I received the usual check from Furry Fiends, an exterminator company in Georgia that serves as one of the numerous Guild fronts for that sort of shit, so they seem to still think I work for them, but I've not received any assignments since I got back, and the email address I usually send stuff to sends me back "no such address" errors.

In the meantime, I've been doing some aimless hunting, but it's impossible to be productive without the intel I usually get. The few suspicions I have gleaned from newspaper articles and general word of mouth usually turn out to have already been cleaned out by the time I get there, despite that fact that several of them fall under my juristiction.

So I'm confused. After the fuckarow in Nice and the brief stint in New York, the Guild was all "good work, cream of the crop" type shit, so I've got no reason to hope I've been fired (it takes a LOT of incompetence to get fired from a job like this - usually the shitty hunters are naturally weeded out by the dangers of the job), but I can't help but wonder what's going on.

So... if one of you bureaucratic fuckwads is reading this, take five minutes and give me a call, alright? It's not like you don't have the number.

Come to think on it, the communications office there is so thoroughly cocked up, you might have lost the number.