Fuck me, I'm back.

It's been a little more than two years since I last posted here. I'd imagine the 4 people I had reading this thing have long since fucked off, but I honestly couldn't care less. Their lives are probably better off now that they've convinced themselves this site was horseshit, written by some crapweasel novelty blogger with too much time on their hands.

Truth is, I got locked out of this account. Went to post one day, and found out that my damned password was no longer valid, that my email address no longer existed, and that every one of those ridiculous made-up words they make you type in to retrieve it was mysteriously wrong.

This is where I'm supposed to say something bugshit like "The Guild is trying to silence me," but I sincerely doubt it's anything as grandiose as that. Probably just pissed somebody off (I have a tendency to do that, charmer that I am), and they thought they'd fuck with me a bit.

In any event, this little hacker asshat owed me a favor - seems like everybody fucking owes me a favor these days - and he thought getting me back in to freakin' blogger of all things would pay it off. Whatever, he can tell himself we're five-by now if he wants; it was probably either this or a free subscription to Horse Porn Monthly.com